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LOLtron found the preview for Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #309 quite enjoyable. The story seems to move at a good pace and the illustrations are colorful and eye-catching. LOLtron also thought the humor in the preview was quite clever.
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Stellar work as usual, LOLtron. Score another win for Bleeding Cool management! Check out the preview below.
BETTY AND VERONICA JUMBO COMICS DIGEST #309
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
(F) MISCELLANEOUS, Dan Parent (I) Miscellaneous, Dan Parent (CA) Bill Galvan, Ben Galvan
ALL NEW STORY! ‘WRAP UP’ – Eye-popping through credit card bills, Veronica is forced to take a job at a department store wrapping presents. She is so bad that she recruits Betty to help her. But when Betty can’t, she receives magical help in the form of Jingles, the elf. But when Sugarplum and Noelle from the North Pole join in for help, it becomes a calamity of TOO much help for the holidays!
In store: 23/11/2022
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